SaraIzzyBee

beforethebereavement:

regular-lord-joesus:

comicalsans:

nicklugo:

wehatecollege:

worlds saddest chair 

whats wrong buddy

u ok?

Dude, chair… It’s gonna be okay, buddy.

I guess he just wasn’t getting enough ass.

ryanmurphytube:

Sit On My Log!

So this is our new garden bench, pretty sweet, no? The tree stump is still in the ground, and, judging by the size of the roots, it’s not going anywhere anytime soon… There’s a lot of wood chippings in the grass now. I did some weeding today, got sunburn, and green fingers. Rooting up trees is a monumental task. I chopped down a (small) tree today too, with an axe, what a man.

This is awesome (:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

How you know you’ve made it.

So this would be Zach Braff (whose work I’m very familiar with) and the porn star James Deen (less so), but I am completely fascinated by James Deen, because the only reason I know who he is at all is because TONS of female nerdfighters in their 20s post about him ALL THE TIME. Is he that famous? And why?

I guess I should be encouraged that women can now sexualize men publicly.  By men, of course, I mean Braff.

Anyway, most reblogging for fantastic look on Braff’s face.

Edited to reflect the many people who pointed out how wrong I was about objectification. Also, I now have (literally!) 500 new asks about James Deen in my messages. So that’s a turn of events I did not anticipate for today.

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Mario Sorrenti for Vanity Fair, December 2011

“mine is an evil laugh!!”

Heheheeee (:

edwardspoonhands:

AHAHAH…The little Michael Toad!

Im a toad!